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Lillim, Ayu and the toys. Ayu belongs to @callmenoona #bjd #soom...

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:14:43 -0400

Lillim, Ayu and the toys. Ayu belongs to @callmenoona #bjd #soom #trachy

deanisanactualprincess: stewark: #they look like a married...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 16:36:01 -0400

deanisanactualprincess:

stewark:

#they look like a married couple having the typical discussion

death-by-lulz: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:02:43 -0400

death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

garotasgeeks: broegansnook: butterbeer cupcakes(makes around...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:02:00 -0400

garotasgeeks:

broegansnook:

butterbeer cupcakes
(makes around 18)

for the cupcakes:
2 cups flour
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, softened
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup dark brown sugar, packed
3 large eggs
1 tablespoon butterscotch schnapps
1/2 cup buttermilk
1/2 cup cream soda

For the filling:
5 1/2 ounces butterscotch chips (half an 11 ounce package or a little less than a cup)
1/2 cup heavy cream

For the frosting:
1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, softened
1/3 cup butterscotch filling
1 tablespoon butterscotch schnapps
1/8 teaspoon salt
3 1/2 to 4 cups powdered sugar
Splash of cream soda (as needed)

directions:
1. to make the cupcakes, preheat oven to 350º and line cupcake pans with liners.
2. in a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt and set aside.
3. in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, cream the butter on medium speed until light and fluffy. add both sugars and continue beating until well combined. on low speed, add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition.
4. combine the schnapps and buttermilk. add the dry ingredients in three batches, alternating with the cream soda and buttermilk.
5. mix until just combined, scraping the sides and bottom of the bowl as needed. fill each cupcake liner about 3/4 full, then bake for 15-17 minutes until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. cool completely on a wire rack.
6. while the cupcakes are cooling, make the filling by combining the butterscotch chips and heavy cream in a glass bowl set over a pot of simmering water. stir occasionally until combined.
7. remove from heat and allow to cool to room temperature. transfer to a squeeze bottle and fill each cupcake just until the filling comes to the top.
8. to make the frosting, cream the butter on medium speed until light and fluffy. Add the butterscotch filling, schnapps and salt and beat until well combined.
9. on low speed, beat in the powdered sugar one cup at a time until desired consistency is reached. Add cream soda as needed to thin the frosting.
10. frost cupcakes and drizzle with remaining syrup.

enjoy!

Receita de Cupcakes de Cerveja Amanteigada!!! XD

some-awkward-loser: aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear: dirtyalec: maahamburger: i just want boys to...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:01:23 -0400

some-awkward-loser:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

dirtyalec:

maahamburger:

i just want boys to say cute things to me

suck my dick

Cute Things

suck my dick in the rain

sandandglass: Me.

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:00:55 -0400

sandandglass:

Me.

feministacansada: tomefirst: winteriscoming-eventually: #fãs...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 13:59:48 -0400

feministacansada:

tomefirst:

winteriscoming-eventually:

#fãs de game of thrones durante uma cena de sexo desnecessária

#bom vamos logo com isso#que eu não tenho o dia inteiro

Internet reading expression #52.

(traduzido)

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l-ubricated: + l-ubricated +

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 13:58:06 -0400

l-ubricated:

+ l-ubricated +

overcoke: danceabletragedy: Van Gogh’s Paintings Get...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 13:57:42 -0400

The Starry Night, 1889

Starry Night Over the Rhone, 1888

The Red Vineyard, 1888

View of Saintes-Maries, 1888

Prisoners Exercising, 1890

Sunset: Wheat Fields Near Arles, 1888

Snow-Covered Field with a Harrow, 1890

The Painter on His Way to Work, 1888

Red Chestnuts in the Public Park at Arles, 1889

overcoke:

danceabletragedy:

Van Gogh’s Paintings Get Tilt-Shifted by Serena Malyon

Serena Malyon, a 3rd-year student at art school, took some of van Gogh’s most beautiful paintings and altered them in Photoshop to achieved this amazing tilt-shift effect.

It’s not tilt shift…

mrmoderngentleman: Hah

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 13:40:25 -0400

mrmoderngentleman:

Hah

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edencomplex: Well I suppose they had to fund their trip to...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 13:10:33 -0400

edencomplex:

Well I suppose they had to fund their trip to Zanarkand somehow.

penelotto: thatwhoviansynesthete: crys-love: ibeggedformercytw...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 13:09:06 -0400

penelotto:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

crys-love:

ibeggedformercytwice:

jonnovstheinternet:

iwasateenagegary:

batwithbutterflywings:

sirisles:

dixiesaurer:

aaronwarner-anderson:

mongezeas:

g0kudera:

sarahdesdemona:

ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.

You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

thanks tumblr

Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.

If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN

Jesus fucking christ Tumblr

This is great. But ya’ll forgot to make sure there’s nothing with your name in the trash that you dump yah body parts in.

If you can get your hands on some sodium hydroxide (e.g. from like a soap supply store, remember pay cash and use a fake name etc) this will totally screw the dna analysis from the blood if you spray the shit everywhere you wont even have to clean the blood at the scene up

AND, in prep the unlikely situation (if you didn’t follow these instructions correctly) your body is found, make sure you remove the mandible from the head and deposit it else where. Preferably a couple of miles (way over twenty I suggest) from where you hid the original body.

The mandible is used in facial reconstruction a lot and without the mandible they cannot collect a clear picture of what your victim looked like. This was they cannot use missing persons as easily and if they do it would take them even longer. More than likely without the mandible, a massacred face, no teeth and burnt of fingertips you should be looking at your victim being a John Doe. For a very long time.

Oh and in case it hadn’t already occurred to you, buy a weapon to do the deed. Not an unusual weapon, not using a credit card, not in a main department store (preferably). I suggest everyday kitchen utensils or gardening equipment that would be common in most household homes. Look online and do some reason, the more popular a product the more you should use it. That way they can’t exactly look back at the sales records.

And don’t keep that weapon in the house or anyway near your residence. Don’t even bury it with the main body. I’d bury it with the mandible myself. Make sure you leave no finger prints, wear gloves etc. This isn’t exactly rocket science so you should understand it quite easily.

This post just keeps getting more and more information of how to cover up a murder every time I see it….

bUT BE CAREFUL GOOGLE EARTH DOESNT CATCH YOU IN THE ACT

I-I…..

Tumblr is The Following

Every revolution begins with a spark

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 13:04:54 -0400

Every revolution begins with a spark

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yuffah: Artist: たま (Thanks, savingthegeneration) (See source or...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 12:53:34 -0400

yuffah:

Artist: たま (Thanks, savingthegeneration)

(See source or click on the image for the original)